I know we said we wouldn't do it, but here we are!   Because some folks just HAVE to know the music you play and are so whiny when you say you won't tell them and then they hang up the phone and it is this back and forth and awkward silence when we see each other in Starbucks.  So, fine...here are SOME of the representative songs we might perform if you hired us for your wedding, bar mitzvah or club...(pssst...we also play a lot of comedy tunes written by me over the years and some stolen from other funny people, but we do usually give them credit)...

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One Eye Love - Heywood Banks

Disconnected from Love - Nate Sparks

When the Flush Don't Go Down - Nate Sparks

The Perfect Man - 2 Sparks

Hunt You Down- Keisha

Call Me by My Name- David Allen Coe

Girls Lie Too - Terri Clark

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

Highway Patrol - Junior Brown

Dear God If I Win the Lottery - Nate Sparks

Don't Call Me Trailer Trash - Mary Murfitt

A Boy Named Sue - Johnny Cash

The Kid Doc - Nate Sparks

A Pub With No Beer - Slim Dusty 

Things You Don't Say To Your Wife - Tim Hawkins

You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

Did I Shave My Legs for This -Deana Carter

Weed With Willie Again - Toby Keith

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Stairway to ...No....No....we do NOT play Stairway to Heaven, or Freebird, or Sweet Home Alabama, or ...